Key Pen Pirates Crew-Only Work Party + Feast + Ride
Sunday, April 5, 2026
5:00 PM – 7:00 PM
Batten down the hatches — the Key Pen Pirates MTB Team is staging a full-scale takeover at Gateway Park / 360.
We’re not here to swab decks.
We’re here to conquer corners, fortify berms, and reclaim every inch of tread that winter tried to steal.
⚓ The Plan of Attack:
• Rebuild and reshape battle-worn berms
• Clear overgrown jungle corridor
• Patch, pack, and armor tired tread
• Leave the trails tighter than a ship’s rigging
This is pirate craftsmanship.
Precision digging. Strategic brushing. Ruthless flow improvement.
When the dirt settles…
🔥 We fire up a proper pirate BBQ in the parking lot.
🍔 Then we mount up for victory laps to ride the treasure we just secured.
📍 Make landfall here:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/7anN4CLtj6viUGro6?g_st=ic
Bring:
• Gloves fit for a deck boss
• Layers for Northwest sea weather
• Water
• Sturdy boots
Tools provided. Direction provided. Attitude required.
⚠️ This raid is strictly for the Key Pen Pirates crew and is closed to the public.
No quarter for blown berms.
No mercy for muddy tread.
Only glory for those who build what they ride. 🏴☠️👊